Someone that is born with only one butt cheek. This leads to an inability to sit upright or ride a bicycle. A painful affliction found mainly in the developing nations of the world. The Uni-Glute Foundation strives to help the afflicted through their Project Full Moon campaigns seen on late night TV with such taglines as "We can fix your can" and "Splitting ends for a Brighter Future". Also known as Tippers or UniGlutes.
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This little guy is found in wheat, rye, and barley. People with celiac cannot consume it because their intestine for some sickening reason things gluten is evil and rejects it. This is a sad thing, because a gluten-free diet in America is a very, very depressing thing.
While your friends eat oreos, cake, and other hallmarks of the wondrous American diet, you must crunch dry rice cakes and order salads without croutons or most dresses.
Gluten is basically evil. It punches the villi of a celiac's gut and it's not nice. Gluten is evil.
While your friends eat oreos, cake, and other hallmarks of the wondrous American diet, you must crunch dry rice cakes and order salads without croutons or most dresses.
Gluten is basically evil. It punches the villi of a celiac's gut and it's not nice. Gluten is evil.
by Suffering Celiac December 16, 2008
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Get the Gluton mug.When a person's glutes are in perfectly rounded and toned symmetry for their body type. Glutes that enhance a person's self-body image.
She loves the way her glutes look in lacy lingerie. "I feel so glutiful!"
Her love says,"I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go!"
Her love says,"I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go!"
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Get the Glutiful mug.Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!
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