Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

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The Global Elite

The best rank in CS:GO that only hackers and boosted cunts can achieve...

Me: Hello gaijs, what ranks are you guys...?
The rest of the team:The Global Elite!!!
Me: Hackers/Boosted Cunts!
The rest of the team: Vote by: {player}

kick player: {you}

by UpbeatDragoon10 August 1, 2017

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global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003

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Global Entry is a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) program that allows pre-approved clearance for low-risk travlers entering the Americas so that the rude agents do not stick their fingers in your bags and butt like they do every time I go to the Americas.

It took 16 minutes for me to pass customs because of the Global entry program

by Clifford69 February 21, 2018

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global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017

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global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.

Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"

by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020

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