Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
(G'-inger. Sounds like 'bing-er', if there were such a word)
Of British origin.
Simply put, a commonly derogatory term for a person with orange hair.
A 'carrot-top' in other places.
Of British origin.
Simply put, a commonly derogatory term for a person with orange hair.
A 'carrot-top' in other places.
by 'Fiend-kun June 07, 2005
Someone with flaming red hair, pale white skin, and lots of freckles. If their hair is not flaming, then they arent gingers. Gingers should be avoided, they are annoying little freaks with no souls, and are always complete fags. All other definitions are wrong. The only way some one is a ginger is if the color on the top of their head is FIRETRUCK RED. orange too. but bright red mainly. Auburn hair is not a ginger. Auburn means reddish brown. Gingers. suck. other. guys. penises.
kid 1 "hey, is Madison a ginger??"
kid 2 "nah, he has auburn hair. Lainie and Morgan are gingers though. Lets go kill them"
kid 1 "sounds nice"
kid 2 "you know it you dumbass blonde"
kid 2 "nah, he has auburn hair. Lainie and Morgan are gingers though. Lets go kill them"
kid 1 "sounds nice"
kid 2 "you know it you dumbass blonde"
by Maddysun October 02, 2007
by The Henk December 16, 2010
A ginger is a result of a genetic mistake, commonly formed by two ugly people having sex.
They are easily recognised due to their pale skin and ginger freckles.
It has been said that rubbing two ginger people together at the head creates a flame. (This has been proven)
Most genetic mutations have no effect on the success of the individual, alas this 'gingervitis' mutation has lead to lonerism, freakism and other defects.
There is no known cure though hair dye products are a popular alternative to bearing a gingey barnet.
There is a Welsh folk tale that depicts a red haired heroine that seeks revenge on the Romans for getting jiggy with her daughter. She attacks the Romans, going all ginger and crazy, but they just get jiggy with her instead. No worries, she loves it.
They are easily recognised due to their pale skin and ginger freckles.
It has been said that rubbing two ginger people together at the head creates a flame. (This has been proven)
Most genetic mutations have no effect on the success of the individual, alas this 'gingervitis' mutation has lead to lonerism, freakism and other defects.
There is no known cure though hair dye products are a popular alternative to bearing a gingey barnet.
There is a Welsh folk tale that depicts a red haired heroine that seeks revenge on the Romans for getting jiggy with her daughter. She attacks the Romans, going all ginger and crazy, but they just get jiggy with her instead. No worries, she loves it.
"A bead of sweat trickled from his coppor brow and down his handsome face -
nah, only joking, he was a ginger minger!"
nah, only joking, he was a ginger minger!"
by Alimoook December 03, 2007
A person with pale, white skin, freckles, red hair, and a low tolerance level for sunlight is often called a ginger. The condition, known as gingervitis, is passed on from generation to generation through a recessive gene. Made popular by south park, many people will agree that gingers are unattractive, and many gingers will anonymously post things that contradict that.
Guy 1: Are you going to go out with her?
Guy 2: No way!! She's a ginger!
Guy 1: Oh, nevermind, I wouldn't want that pale skin and red hair in my bed either.
Guy 2: No way!! She's a ginger!
Guy 1: Oh, nevermind, I wouldn't want that pale skin and red hair in my bed either.
by John L . July 05, 2007
A so called human without a soul and is zombie like. hair lit on fire by little devils hiding in the mothers uterus. they attempt to live in our society..soo gingers, asians, and retards should be shipped to mars
Ginger: a thing with red hair and red pubes, freckles, and unbearably pale skin..possibly yellow eyes
tip: dont stare directly into yellow eyes because you may be stunned momentarily
tip: dont stare directly into yellow eyes because you may be stunned momentarily
by J-Dizzzzzle July 15, 2008