gargle sack

(n) - someone who is being unfriendly or difficult
- something shouted impulsively at an undesired activity or suggestion

Don't be such a gargle sack, it's making everything worse.
I don't want to go to the movie what should we do? GARGLE SACK!

by Chard Almighty January 01, 2012

Muffin Gargle

Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button

Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink

by connolly_987 July 06, 2015

gargle-baby

a child who was born as result of the following 5 steps:
1. woman gives blow job
2. instead of swallowing, spits seed into glass
3. using a turkey baster, sucks up seed
4. delivers seed into vagina
5. 9 months later - gargle baby appears

I make sure she finishes every time she gives me a blow job. I don't want another gargle-baby.

by NoMoreGargleBabies August 27, 2008

beer gargle

beer gargle is a girl or someone else for whom you have to gargle some beer... (to make her look better)

Huuu... that girl is a beer gargle

by kventil February 01, 2007

gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

by Marblegargler October 14, 2007

gargle my hog

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.

Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.

by Welsk December 07, 2015

gargle peanut butter

phrase used to describe the level of capability to swallow a penis during oral intecourse

Guy1: dude i got some major head last night from this super hot hoebag
Guy2:NICE!!!! Can she gargle peanut butter???
Guy1: Hell yea!!!!!

by Raging Penis February 15, 2011