funeral

When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.

"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006

funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!

As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"

by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006

funnerier

The sexxi ass version of funnier.

This is geting funnerier for me by the passing second.

by TheUndermind August 9, 2009

Funnier

When you want to express that something was funny without using proper grammar.

No Bob my joke was funnier than your joke.

by Pejfi June 2, 2018

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006

funderstanding

The ability to understand humor.

-Tom told me a joke, but I didn't get it.
-Well Jake, it's probably because of your lack of funderstanding...

by maruree February 25, 2008