Peng Fud

by realskengman April 28, 2009
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Thunder fud

To engage in the act of female masturbation to an epic scale. A thunder fud can last anything from a matter of hours to an entire menstrual cycle.
"Lizzie I havn't seen you for weeks. Have you been having another thunder fud?"

"...yes."
by ian penn May 30, 2009
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fud up

a term used to delineate how fucked up a person is when he/she is far too obliterated (due to alcohol) to pronounce the phrase correctly

-the term was originated in Charleston, SC
Bo, I am so fud up right now
by Tender Gilmore February 10, 2005
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Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"
Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!
by Old Radio Collector June 30, 2013
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Fud-a-tron

A mechanical vagina. Must not be confused with transformers or the like.
He swaggers around this place like hes the bee's knees, but he's actually a mechanical fanny, a mean, fud-a-tron.
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Cat fud

"EY YO SHANIQUA, WE OUTTA CAT FUD."
by YtseJamming November 03, 2013
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fud crud

when there is some nasty shit(pussy crust) down in the female area (fanny).
"yo bro, that hoe had some fud crud last night... I could taste it and nearly quorfed"
by john abdhule September 13, 2008
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