commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

by dearest123 October 14, 2011

Falcon bay fuckwit

A drop kick from falcon bay

Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit

by Djjshshs December 2, 2021

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)

often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.

we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)

by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015

full blown fuckwit

When someone is incredibly stupid or makes dumb decisions that are out of this world and are unable to be comprehended.

Sophie: Wait, so if you're pregnant with twins would you be pregnant for 18 months?
Amber: You're a full blown fuckwit.

Sophie: Who, me?

by iamnotaperistool March 16, 2017

Absolute fuckwit wankers

Urban Dictionary

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers

by Team Bubble Tea October 27, 2014

idionic moronic fuckwit

This means that someone is dumb and very stupid.

That person is such a idionic moronic fuckwit.

by niki44 June 19, 2009