commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com
12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit
by dearest123 October 14, 2011
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Falcon bay fuckwit

A drop kick from falcon bay
Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit
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often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.
we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)
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slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence
That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob
by vikings#1fan July 21, 2015
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full blown fuckwit

When someone is incredibly stupid or makes dumb decisions that are out of this world and are unable to be comprehended.
Sophie: Wait, so if you're pregnant with twins would you be pregnant for 18 months?
Amber: You're a full blown fuckwit.

Sophie: Who, me?
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Absolute fuckwit wankers

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers
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idionic moronic fuckwit

This means that someone is dumb and very stupid.
That person is such a idionic moronic fuckwit.
by niki44 June 19, 2009
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