Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.

Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?

by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

Fruitcake

“Fruitcake” is used to describe a person who is annoying or blindingly arrogant

Did you see James showing off his new phone, what a fruitcake

by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

fruitcake

alex.

he is the definition of a fruitcake

by siddagoat March 7, 2022

pulled a fruitcake

When you run out of time taking an exam and have to write random answers down

When you failed an exam

I just pulled a fruitcake on that chemistry test!

by Patchsmellsgood January 18, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025