Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

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Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

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M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

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Fruitcake

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

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Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.

Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?

by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

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religous fruitcake

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.

Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!

by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023

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