a front

When someone pretends or fakes a response. A pretense at not caring.

It seems like John isn't pissed that his girlfriend went to Mexico without him.

Response:
Nah, it's a front. He's pissed.

by venusdmoola October 20, 2010

front bum

Front bum can refer to a pussy, or a big, nasty fat person's lap that looks like they have a butt upfront.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Did you see her front bum?

by T. J. October 30, 2003

down in front

could either mean short for "hey you sit down in front" (as if the person was blocking a view) or it could mean short for "hey look i am down in front!" proclaiming seated-superiority....

in futurama season two episode twelve entitled "raging bender", all the gang went down to the theatre and the professor shouted: "down in front!"

i was at a ball game and some guy shouted "hey! down in front"

for the love of bhudda, would someone give a clearer definition of down in front than this jerk?

by he who stands there November 2, 2008

Out front

1. That your look is hot.
2. That you look pimp.
3. That you should show off your look that evening.

Damn girl, you are out front.

Boy, let's go hang outside of the club. We are out front.

Look at that honey over there...she is out front.

by realily April 30, 2009

front butt

(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.

Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have dickdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.

I saw a woman with a bad case of front butt, it looked as though she had stuffed a pillow down the front of her pants.

by R February 14, 2005

Frolics

A protracted period of debauchery and drunkenness. This tradition originated with the "Spring Frolics" of Davidson College where a near lawless society develops over the course of the weekend. If you remember Frolics, you're doing it wrong.

Man those frolics were so hard, I don't remember anything since Friday. I just woke up wearing nothing but a hoodie as pants.

by bronsondog May 2, 2011

Raymond Frolander

The 18-year-old in Daytona, Florida who was beaten unconscious after being caught raping an 11-year-old boy by the boy's father. Frolander's mugshot showing his bruised and bloodied face went viral the next day, along with people speaking out overwhelmingly in support of the father for protecting his own child.

911 call (father): "I just walked in and found a grown man molesting my (son) and I got him in a bloody puddle for you right now officer."

"He is nice and knocked out for you."

"Send him an ambulance, he's gonna need one."

"You are damn lucky boy, that I love my God."

"He's gonna learn in the next 25 years why I let him live."

Raymond Frolander got what he deserved, but it's surpring the father didn't kill this POS.

by humsum August 21, 2018