hana freed

1.The act of shaving letters into one's pubic hair.
2.Also, walking like a duck with your feet angled like a v.

1"Dude, I totally saw her hana freed!"
2. "Isn't that chick hot?"
"No way man, she walks like a hana freed."

by drtee45fg July 5, 2008

Jeremy Freedman

Guitarist for the band “The Neighbourhood”. Also known as the Pussy Destroyer, Soft Rock Jer, Birthday Sex, or Jerry Hot Licks. Has a pretty good voice too. Probably the funniest member of the band, therefor the only one that really matters. Enjoys making pictures of old guys with eyeliner, long hair, and weird facial expressions wearing top hats and tuxedos his profile picture on Twitter so that no one knows it’s really him.

Jeremy Freedman? More like Jeremy FreeDAMN, am I right?

by califøurnia June 9, 2014

48 Hours of freedom

The weekend the two days you get off for 5 days of hard work.

I worked 60 Hr this week I need my 48 Hours of freedom

by The Working man February 11, 2009

Freedom

Being able to make choices. Performing an action of your own choosing. Freedom will always be relative to the environment/situation which you inhabit.

Choosing to write this definition!

by Phil rayner June 5, 2004

freedom fries

In France, american cheese is now called idiot cheese

do we really need an example for this?

by can you open my milk mommy February 23, 2005

freedom of speech

The freedom to an opinion and the right to express it in a non-violent and non-threatening manner. It does not, as opposed to what many people think, grant the freedom to say anything without consequences.

John: "I can threaten to kill you and your family all I want, it's freedom of speech."
Dave: "You're an idiot."

by nbtrap August 4, 2007

freedom fries

Part of a pathetic attempt to reduce France's status because it doesn't support an unjust and imperialistic war. Those who invented this term seem to have forgotten that France gave us the Statue of Liberty and a huge chunk of territory known as the Louisiana Purchase. Not to mention that America would still be a British colony if it weren't for the French. Come to think of it, the world would be better off if there wasn't any United States.

french fries -> freedom fries
french toast-> freedom toast
french kiss -> freedom kiss
peking duck -> democracy duck
guinea worm -> liberty worm
turkey -> independence bird
world -> America
inspections -> war
statesmanship -> war
diplomacy -> war
peace -> war

by Not Proud to be an American May 8, 2003