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fapplet

The act of watching porn on a mobile tablet device used for no other purpose.
Fapplet User : "that nexus 7 has a nice display, have any games or apps apart from chrome?"
Fapplet Owner : "no"
by NaughtyMouseTV May 18, 2014
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Fappichino

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.
Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???
by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011
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creme frappe

The act of ejaculating on your hand, and then slapping the woman across the face with it, or slamming the hand into her forehead.
Bob: Hey Tom, what did you do last night?

Tom: I made sweet love to my girl friend, and then gave her a 'creme frappe'

Bob: Wow, she's a lucky girl!

Tom: I know I spoil her, but she's worth it!
by Dannyohyeah69 April 25, 2006
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Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.
by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010
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fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.
"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."
by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008
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caramel frappe

The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.
Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"

Dave - "That is disgusting."

Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"

Dave - "We're no longer friends."
by Shuasage November 12, 2012
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Cancer Frappuccino

A frappuccino mixed with random ingredients, which may consist of bleach, jet fuel, and other cancerous or cringy substances.
by Apo11o November 23, 2016
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