fool's paradise

1. To live in some imaginary world where everything is perfect when in reality everything is falling apart.
2. A promised way of life from a lover that they don't intend to come through on.

1. That man is living in fool's paradise, his life's a wreck.
2. She is totally leading him into a fool's paradise.

by Tyler Lake December 15, 2006

Fool's Paradise

When you think your dick is the biggest your partner has ever seen.

John thinks his dick is the biggest one his girlfriend ever saw, John is living in a Fool's paradise

by TheUsualSuspects January 31, 2020

fool around

Also see hook up. To fool around: When two people, usually not currently in a relationship, find themselves kissing, participating in oral sex, and sometimes (but not always) can refer to having sex. Sometimes 'fooling around' is used when the specifics of a hookup are unknown.

Dave and Jenna were fooling around at the party.

Chris and I fool around in his car before he drops me off.

by emduff May 5, 2006

fool's errand

A task which is widely known to be unwise, yet is carried out against a person's better judgement.

He went to her house to tell her he loved her, even though her husband was home. It was a fool's errand.

by Jon February 17, 2005

Fool's cold

When a can or bottle feels cold on outside but is not because it was only recently added to the cooler.

Don't open that can, it's fool's cold!

by Bumpyjonas November 27, 2016

fool's mate

A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.

Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.

Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.

by malarky2020 October 5, 2009

fool ass

A person with no common sense. marginal mentally challenged

You damn fool ass! didn't you know you suppose to wipe your ass with tissue before you pull up your pants.

by DeeNice June 16, 2008