file folder the country ball

the most evilest man in history who said terrible stuff

file folder the country ball said mean words to me

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhcheckitface March 2, 2023

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

Fordartist

someone who knows everything about everything that has to do with anything. someone to trust with anything to do with a ford or with nascar. someone who was once a treehouse who lived in a cake

fordartist is the best chipmunk in the whole orange when he listens t the safety rail!

by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

Folder in my Cup

To describe with the help of an adjective the activity of folding a poker hand. This usually happens when when one, over and over, obtains a set of cards like duce, seven off suit.

Tim: Here's another Folder in my cup...

Jayson: You want more coffee?

Tim: No I just have another shity poker hand!

by A Dutchman of poker October 29, 2010

fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"

"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."

by Ill_Will October 4, 2018

penis folder

Another word for vagina. Alternately called a cat folder.

That slut's constantly putting guys in her penis folder.

by curiosity killed the c@t July 28, 2012

Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010