Floofer

The beautiful Floofer is an endangered species native to the island of Wallendalia. Located between the frigid continent of Antarctica and the scorching Australia. In a spectacular representation of evolution, the Floofer can rapidly change and shed its coat to adapt when it crosses the border between the extremes of hot and cold of the two halves of the island. The Floofer lives to be about thirty years old, and can be colors ranging from green, red, blue, yellow, or a combination of either. This incredible species will grow to be at least 4 feet in length and has the body structure of a lion, with the back legs of a kangaroo and the head of an emperor penguin. It is estimated that there are only about 1,000 Floofers left alive.

" Hey do you see that floofer being ridden by that Zwergal?"

by TeddybearHulk November 15, 2017

flooms

set of drainage tunnels in peoria, il where people go to kick it. lots of cool grafiti

lets go to the flooms and party

by bobby g. October 6, 2004

Floomped

When your having rough sex and you and your partner fall off the bed, couch,chair whatever.

My BF was screwing me so hard then the mattress slid out from under us and we floomped to the floor!

by pseudoTronaShawn July 8, 2009

sof floof

Sof floof is when doge had the soffest floof around and you went to tell someone how fluffy your doge is but don't have the right words to say it to explain it because he's so damn fluffy.

Can't wait to go home tonight for sof floof to great me.

Or: I love sof floof it's the best part about some dogs

by TheSalsaMan October 18, 2017

floof

slang for vagina

....he was trying to stick it in my floof

by ergherghhhhh March 23, 2009

Floofing

Bouncing around in procrastination

Some students like floofing around their house doing absolutely nothing.

by Snuffles95 November 30, 2011

Floofy

A combination of fluffy and poofy.

His hair was so soft and floofy.

by BlakeName May 9, 2015