Alexander 23

Is secretly an alien or is undercover for the government

Alexander 23 : “im not an alien but if i was id tell u that im not an alien.”

by Unknown6645 April 30, 2019

Alexander Abbey

Got rejected by three girls

You are such an Alexander Abbey

by Alexander Abbey March 9, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

Simp-man whore sleep with Eliza John Lauren’s and Martha and also was a pretty famous and smart person

Alexander Hamilton is crazy about his legacy

by Weirdo69420 May 11, 2020

Felixander

Felixander is a person that's crazy and weird but funny. He's a backstabber and likes to talk bad behind people's back. He's intellegent so he can probably plan a murder. He thinks he's escaped the matrix. He's psychotic. He likes to touch people. He might be gay. He's racist he said the offensive word once. He might be a leader of a cult. He has a net worth like the stock market. He eats alot. He's an extrovert. He's unpredictable. He'll probably influence you or people around you badly.

Felixander is racist and skill issue.

by Felixanderz August 19, 2023

lauren alexander

Lauren Alexander is the most amazing and charismatic person that you will ever come in contact with. She's a great friend and 9.5/10 people love her. She's never wrong and when she knows what she wants she goes for it. You don't want to get on her bad side. If you screw her over she will lay punishment on you, but overall Lauren is the most amazing and wonder and beautiful human on the planet.

Friend: I'm having relationship issues

Friend #2: just call Lauren Alexander! She's great with advice

Friend: oh no! I'm about to loose my streak with Lauren Alexander

Friend #2: you better snap chat her back! Bad things will happen if you don't

by Samantha Munro March 14, 2017

mrs.Alexander

mrs.Alexander is old white lady very short, also oringally from from arizona she is a midddle school school teacher she currently teaches math ,everyone hates her because she is a bitch.

Guy 1 yo, fuck mrs.Alexander she gave us too much homework.
guy 2 . tootally agree, dude.

by RedPenisWithJizzzAlloverIT February 14, 2019

The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.

“Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”

by The5thNov September 5, 2020