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Feltch

The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.
After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.
by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003
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Feltgasm

When you see Tom Felton and you feel like you want to rip all of his clothes off and do nasty things to him.
Girl 1: Oh look it's Tom Felton shirtless!

Girl 2: Damn, I have a feltgasm
by HarryPotterFeltonTom June 8, 2011
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slow feltch

same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.
Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw
by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009
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Feltham

A shitty town in West London. Feltham consists of a bunch of chavs, a McDonald's(chavs hot spot)and a small jd. It is rated the worst place to live in West London and I would not live in feltham.
• I'm reping my end, Feltham
shit town in london
by Feltham April 22, 2019
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Fleetwood

A town full of lads that think they are sick everyone from there puts Fy7 in their Instagram bio like it’s something to be proud of .Its full of council houses and all the 15 year old girls are nitty’s.All the fleetwood ‘boys’ flap it from Blackpool and get banged every time they get seen
That lad is definitely from Fleetwood
by f***fy7 February 28, 2019
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Fleet Farm South

The name of the shitty strip joint just south of Fleet Farm.
Derek wanted to go blind for several hours so he decided to go to Fleet Farm South.
by BloodofShine July 29, 2016
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feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.
Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.
by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018
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