flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004

Flesh Canoe

1. A vagina

2. An awesome song by Animal Collective.

1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."

2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."

by ef8834787yujnfjjjjjjjjp1o1s1n1e1g37489okmkfd April 7, 2008

flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.

"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"

by georgelasealva January 24, 2016

FlemLife

One who is committed to the lifestyle of fleming (the act of coughing up mucus).

"Yo bro i just dropped a phat flem"
"Solid the FlemLife chose you"

by Schlonglover69 October 4, 2017

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 24, 2020

Flesh Spear

The biological male phallic member responsible for both procreating and brisk sexual encounters. The person who uses this term views their penis as a gift from God and a dangerous weapon used to deposit the good good in any orifice deemed suitable. It can be seen as protruding flesh when utilizing a codpiece.

After a late night drinking, Larry found his Moby dick in the form of a 300lb vixen named Sally. And promptly shoved his flesh spear into his prize.

by -Jman- May 18, 2021

Flea Nasser

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.

Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser

by OppositeOfFleaNasser April 3, 2022