faucing

When someone doesn't want to go out with you because you're not wearing a mask.

Hey bro, it didn't work out with that girl I met online.
Bro: Why not?
Because she's faucing, I mean mask's aren't even necessary anymore dude,

by CainOnTheCord March 17, 2021

Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

Flaucinihilipilification

So, here we are, the longest word in the english language and it simply is the action of estimating something as worthless/when something is of littel value.

All this fuss for something simple... I can't believe some peeps gathered around a table and decided that this freaking mix of latin words would make any GOD DAMN SENSE!

So in other terms: My whole effort of explaining this utterly confusing and unpronounceable word was to some degree a clear flaucinihilipilification. Fuck my life.

by anonymous March 24, 2023

Fauning

Light rain, when the sky turns yellow.

"Bro, I they never said it was gonna be fauning today."

by Ieatlizards April 15, 2023

Flaningalar

A dude who ain't shit, ain't got shit, ain't ever gonna do or give a shit but you'll still end up paying his bills & having few his babies...

Damn, He must be king-ding-a-ling to been able get that sugamama hold it down & have his babies. "He's a master flaningalar".

by georgiablu4u May 6, 2023

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023

Flanting

The act of jarring your semen, and letting it age for at least a couple of months, before feeding it to your partner

Kyle and Melissa were caught flanting

by curtisvebs March 19, 2024