fratulence 

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.

Fratulence Fridays: avoid.

fratulence by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

flatusense 

Knowing when and where to fart.

For God's sake, I'm eating! That's just poor flatusense.

flatusense by Mozart February 3, 2004

flabulence 

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.

"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."

flabulence by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

flytulence 

Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.

Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)

flytulence by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015

Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

Flatulent Relationship by Gems87 October 18, 2008

Flirtulence 

Uncontrollable flatulence while flirting; flirting in a loud and unpleasant manner

"Sarah will never get a boyfriend, her flirtulence is so smelly and makes things awkward."

"Andrew cleared the room of women with his oppressive flirtulence"

Flirtulence by Fartacious D November 3, 2016

Fartulence 

Having high flatulence during sex. In other words, farting ridiculously and incessantly while making love to your partner.

Justin: How was your date ?

Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.

Fartulence by Kelly Cutrone July 15, 2010