flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.

The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!

by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010

fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

by dru dru July 10, 2005

Post-Orgasm Flatulence

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.

“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”

by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020

egregious and stentarian flatulence

When your farts are really loud and wet

that Taco Bell gave me a severe case of egregious and stentarian flatulence

by .&:&3&83 November 11, 2017

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008