Flashbang

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you pull your dick out of her mouth at the last second and cum in her eyes and slap her ears, resulting in a blinded effect and ringing in her ears.

I gave Suzy a flashbang last night! She got so pissed, but it was worth it!

by mwaaaaaaahm May 17, 2018

Flashbang

Blinding a girl than you proceed to rape her

Yo dawg I totally flashbanged that thot

by IHAVESMALLPP March 27, 2019

Flashbunged

The past tense of "flash bang" used as a verb, especially in video games, when you get blinded by a flash bang grenade.

"I just got flashbunged by that guy and then he knifed me."

"I totally just flashbunged that guy and then knifed him while he was blind!"

by 31415 January 29, 2010

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

flashguns

when a band is really good

"hey giles have you heard that band?"

"yeah man, they are such flashguns"

by bern28 July 5, 2009

flashbanging

The act of crushing dreams.

Ryan is about to get a serious flashbanging.

by BJR November 8, 2012

flashbang

to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.

Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!

by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014