puthy flapth

The flapth of the puthy that hide the thercet

moom i got my puthy flapth caught in the door again

by I_am_gayyy February 12, 2020

flart

Verb; the act of bothering someone.

People who think that every word is an inappropriate word are definently flarting me.

by !meepit April 3, 2009

Flactoid

A muscle on the opposite shoulder of your dominant hand. Bad play in sports is usually because of a pulled/strained flactoid.

Tiger Woods: That was a terrible shot.
Phil Mickelson: I know. I pulled my flactoid the other day.

by Dr. Earving July 28, 2009

flactate

to fart milk.

Oooh, I just flactated.

by squeaky09 December 28, 2009

Faltus

1: A man lacking both courage and dignity.

2: A flatulent swine.

3: A scraggly and worn patch of hair.

1: Tom deemed the man a faltus when his feeble voiced quibblings were punctuated only by cowardly mutterings.

2: That sow is the biggest faltus of the group; I can always smell her coming.

3: I found her long, dreaded, faltus the most off putting.

by walrus gumboot November 12, 2011

flaptard

A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.

You sir, are a flaptard.

by D-Stock September 11, 2003

flantastic

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. Which is solid but flexible, making it something to depend on.

Dude: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Me: Flantastic.

Dude: Flantastic???

Me: Yes.

Dude: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Me: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Dude: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Me: Then you don't have it, so shut up.

by Staff Sergeant Hicks November 11, 2007