Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

by Joe pinard December 3, 2018

Edmund Fitzgerald

Another term for anal sex usually while drunk.

She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald.

by Jesse____ January 4, 2008

fitton flop

A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

by the other bag boy June 27, 2005

Fitzhuge

Term relating to anything extra large.

Check out his sales numbers, wow, Fitzhuge!

A hot girl after sex might say:
He was well hung, totally Fitzhuge!

by Fitzhuge February 10, 2008

Fitzwrecked

The act of being drop kicked by a large Irish man. The man must be at least six feet tall, 50% Irish, and 180 pounds.

Woman: "My brother has a cracked sternum and is coughing up blood!"
Man: "Oh my! What happened to him?"
Woman: "He was walking to his 6th hour classroom, when he was Fitzwrecked"

by Irish Werewolf August 29, 2010

Fritzography

The not yet released autobiography of incest-rape-imprisonment pioneer Josef Fritzl.

It feels like I've waited over 20 years in a basement for the Fritzography to be released!

by Fezuul July 22, 2016

Fitore

a girl that is beautiful in a exotic way. Known for her beautiful eyes and long dark hair. Cares alot for her family and friends, and naturally she is loved by all. But don't piss her off, because she knows how to kick ass. smart, intelligent, sweet, loyal, trustworthy, caring, strong, hard-working, adorable. needs to learn to care about herself as much as she cares for others.

if you have a friend named fitore, then you are the luckiest person alive!!

by Annu345 December 18, 2016