Festival Witch

Festival Witch is the most awesome thing to happen to the Internet since... well, ever.

Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."

by pete45 February 23, 2015

Festival Mom

A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.

The festival mom walks around camps with her camelbak watering the wooks.

by Mr.kavinsky February 23, 2020

KuroKiiro Festival

KuroKiiro Festival is a small anime convention held in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania or around the area. It is a sister convention to Tekkoshocon. The first KKF was on the 8 floor of a small hotel, with 5 rooms, and a lobby. It wasn't very fun, but fans were satisfied. They have awesome dances, (like Tekkoshocon.) and everyone is very friendly. In 2010, KKF II is happening in November, at the Boyd Community Center. The location is awkward, but there is/was lots of land to dance and run around.

Kurokiiro Festival was really small!
It was fun, though.

by SmileyFaceForYou August 24, 2010

Music Festival

A modern day version of events like "Woodstock".

EDM music, artwork, and other crafts are created by local artists and shared with the community while they camp out.

Infamous for their high amount of substance abuse, not everyone does drugs that go. That is a stereotype.

That girl goes to the music festival every year to see Bass Nectar and take psychedelic drugs because she wishes she was born in the 60's.

by California Bae Area September 19, 2016

cringe festival

Cringe Festival is what I call my brother because he is more cringe than a festival full of cringe people.

Your such a cringe festival. Said Me to my brother

by MrBurntT0ast March 4, 2022

Festival of the Clom

A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days

Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!

by Shlidmobile January 15, 2013

fuck film festival

When a porno addict watches porno movies for hours or days while masturbating.

I got me three fuck films and I am going to jack off all day. Fuck film festival horray!

by blowmenow February 7, 2008