Fadel Moment

A term used to describe a moment so embarrassing, it could only have been done by a Fadel.

This is not necessarily limited to people who are named Fadel, but this kind of behaviour is most common among those people.

Person 1: "I pre-ordered the new Wii U but when it arrived, it didn't have a power cord..."
Person 2: "That's a certified Fadel Moment."

by FranDarkstar November 4, 2020

Ball Fiddler

Someone who plays around or fiddles with a male's balls.

Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."

by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Christian Fidelis

A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:

- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";

- and general approval and acceptance of existence.

The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support

One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.

Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."

by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016

fiddle fist

When a person shoves their left fist up another persons ass and movies their right arm as if playing a song on a fiddle.

Last night after the party, that guy came over to my house and fiddle fisted the shit out of me!

by peter griffin, jr. June 6, 2009

Fadeless February

n. - An alcoholic's most realistic attempt at not drinking for an entire month (since February is the shortest month of the year).

Jimmy is really having trouble with his family since he can't put the bottle down as of late. So he's decided to give Fadeless February a shot.

by chapolin December 10, 2009