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feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.
david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.
by mtrim78 September 11, 2016
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Fenching

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!
Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!
by G marshal Malus May 2, 2020
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Fenching

To play video games excessively and become obsessed with every detail, everything else is less important than video games on a weekend of fenching, no breaks are necessary, food delivery is the only acceptable method of cooking, sleep is a waste of time & girlfriends/boyfriends should be blocked for fenching commitments unless they are also participating in a full fench.

Occasionally used to describe binge-watching a Netflix series without breaks.

Word popularly used by London gamers.
"Fenching my way through the entire game no breaks"

" I Fenched the whole Baldurs gate 3 campaign in 48 hours"

" I need to fench the new Fortnite update, I'm calling in sick"

"I fenched
by Wuujuu September 13, 2023
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Fleching Milkshake

when someone is having ejaculate sucked from there anus they break wind at the same time frothing up the ejaculate into a milkshake like substance.
I was fleching some girl last night when she farted, I love a fleching milkshake.
by DietRedThunder May 3, 2011
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Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.
Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."
by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004
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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
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fleching

Man, i was fleching that girl.
by pseudogirl91 January 7, 2014
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