fatmonger

Noun. A person whole collects, stores and sells fat.

Wow, that girl is a fatmonger, I wish she would sell some of her fat to a gastrointestinal surgeon, or Gold's Gym.

by jackiebauer March 4, 2008

fatboy slim

greatest of all times. played for 260.000 people at Brighton Beach.

fatboy slim says: I'm wicked and lazy. Don't you wanna save me?

by minimellysa August 2, 2009

fakon

Fake bacon, as in simulated bacon bits. A combination of the words "fake" and "bacon".Pronounced "fake-en"

"You can eat fakon during Lent; it's not real meat!"
"Do you have any fakon-bits for my Caesar salad?"

by Pogmotoin February 27, 2009

twat fathom

A unit of measurment to define the depth of womans genitalia.

'hello adam how you?'
'not bad Rob but i was with a girl last night and she must have been 20 twat fathoms deep, nearly lost my arm..'

by sharpeandharp January 27, 2009

fatbody

Large, lazy, fat person

"Blasco is such a fatbody."

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

fatboy

A large hamburger generally found in Winnipeg, Manitoba. It consists of a hamburger patty, chili, quartered dill pickle, onions, mustard and a lot of mayonnaise. Usually the burger is too tall to fit in your mouth so you eat it by squeezing or using a fork or both.

I ate a fatboy with chili fries and now I don'y have room for a shake.

by Andrew Edwards December 28, 2005

fanko

Thank you. British slang.

I would like to fanko.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003