farket

The farmers market or an open air, fresh food market.

Dude, let's go to the farket and hear the band tonight!

by Farketshopper August 9, 2005

Scut Farkus

A cold blooded bully, someone who exhibits no sense of mercy or social showmanship.

"You remember ol' Dean? He was a regular Scut Farkus, make no mistake!"

Man 1:"I could really go for a ham sandwich right now!"
Man 2: "Why don't you go fuck Scut Farkus and see how that works out, eh?" (Canadian)

David Letterman is SO Scut Farkus!

by Kevin Ayers June 15, 2011

farkel

Dice game where two or more players accumulate points based on strategy and chance.

by A.Ge August 11, 2003

Fartknocker

A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.

kiss my ass you fartknocker

by Jodayo July 20, 2003

Farkle

A game when two or more people with penises rub their penises together, the loser is the one who become erect and is called gay by the winner, while the one that wins is exempted from being called gay from his actions in the game.

"I just farkled that bear and I won! He is a gay-ass bear!"

by Gay-ass Bear October 22, 2011

fark

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

by farkette January 2, 2003

farkwit

One who looks to fark.com for insightful debate and discussion -- and genuinely expects to find it.

etymology: first appeared in late 2002 on the disorganisedcrime forums after it was 'wordfarked/word'

"Johnny keeps posting about Bush '04 -- what a farkwit!"

by neotek August 8, 2003