farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003

Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.

Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020

farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.

That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!

by Woodpimp October 6, 2015

farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.

Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!

by psdmccartney March 13, 2019

subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

farting while getting a blowjob

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!

Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!

by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013