by John_ June 20, 2008
Get the failopoly mug.To follow (for example, on Twitter) someone you disdain in order to witness their contemptible behavior.
by red lami April 4, 2010
Get the failow mug.During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.
by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011
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The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.
Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"
by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011
Get the Fairclothing mug.When you become tagged as "It" in the town of Fairhope, Alabama, by church bullies, quarter-back sized drug addicts, con-artists whom become police confidential informants, and the local coke- and crack-whores at certain places --- you start hanging in the local bars with a bunch of people whom must have never talked to a truly intelligent woman in their lives -- because mostly they only understand the power of their Civil War connections, "whiskey dicks" -- and vodka, weed and speed. Back-door deals, child-stalkers, sexual predators, drug addicts, psychotic-drug-addicted nannies and hospital employees and rich folks' bored kids whom commit random and targeted acts of vandalism. A vast wasteland of unused "best and brightest" that are "slave labor" to the incompetent judges, politicians and other "officials." A total joke!
When I moved to "Fairhopeless," Alabama, in 2003, I thought I had found a little slice of Paradise -- a nirvana -- the church bully and other assorted bitches and gripers soon made it clear that they thought they ruled the roost. As fat, unattractive, loud and evil as most of them were, I would say they would have covered 2 to 3 roosts per their fat bottoms.
by Utopia03 September 20, 2013
Get the fairhopeless mug.Fairchester Pong (FP) is a variation of standard beer pong, or Beirut. It is played with 10 cups stacked in a three dimensional pyramid-like formation. 6 cups on the bottom, followed by 3 cups, followed by the top cup. Play is synonymous to standard beer pong in regards to teams and other universally understood rules, however in FP a cup cannot be removed until it is completely free from supporting other cups.
In addition to the standard "island" rule, one per player per game, and standard bounce, rollback, and finger/blow etiquette, FP also has an added level of difficulty with some new rules of its own.
1. If a player can shoot the ball, causing a top cup to fall into one or more lower cups, while retaining the ball in the initial cup, it counts as multiple cups. Offensive players and any and all spectators must yell "Triple cup cup-fall!" or "Double cup cup-fall!," depending on the cup-fall scenario, in order for this multiple cup rule to apply.
2. If a cup is supporting only one other cup and a player makes the supporting cup, it means nothing. Unless, their teammate, who has not yet had their turn, can make the one cup the aforementioned cup is supporting, thus unlocking both cups, thus both cups can be removed. Unfortunately in this situation, no rollbacks are given to the unlocking team.
3. Redemption is played every game with each redeeming player able to shoot until they miss.
That's it. Have a blast and let's get drunk.
In addition to the standard "island" rule, one per player per game, and standard bounce, rollback, and finger/blow etiquette, FP also has an added level of difficulty with some new rules of its own.
1. If a player can shoot the ball, causing a top cup to fall into one or more lower cups, while retaining the ball in the initial cup, it counts as multiple cups. Offensive players and any and all spectators must yell "Triple cup cup-fall!" or "Double cup cup-fall!," depending on the cup-fall scenario, in order for this multiple cup rule to apply.
2. If a cup is supporting only one other cup and a player makes the supporting cup, it means nothing. Unless, their teammate, who has not yet had their turn, can make the one cup the aforementioned cup is supporting, thus unlocking both cups, thus both cups can be removed. Unfortunately in this situation, no rollbacks are given to the unlocking team.
3. Redemption is played every game with each redeeming player able to shoot until they miss.
That's it. Have a blast and let's get drunk.
Fairchester Pong might possibly be the most fun variation of beer pong I have ever had the privilege to play and understand. Not only am I going to remember this evening for its fun and easy going environment, but also because I really want to have sex with the guys who would host such a great event and include Fairchester Pong in it. Wow, I'm horny just thinking about those guys and Fairchester Pong.
by el ttilood January 14, 2014
Get the Fairchester Pong mug.Fairhaven High School is full of a bunch of kids who’s parents and grandparents ALSO went to Fairhaven High School. Most people who are “popular” end up staying local, smoking with freshmen until they are 26, and having kids who attend their Alma mayer. The jocks bully autistic kids often, especially in gym class, and the girls fight over said boys who bully autistic kids. What a catch they are, am I right ladies?? Our sports teams are ass except for the cheerleading team???? Random. The cheerleaders think they shit glitter and take the sport way too seriously. About 94% of the school’s population is white. The white boys try to act black by saying the n word regularly. Smoking is their only pastime at locations such as Edgewater or Little Bay. They also like to rip their juuls in the bathroom during class. They are so cool!!! This is ironic considering most of them live in upper middle class houses, where their mommy and daddy buy them a car and fill their tank every week.
by anonymous237654 November 27, 2019
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