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Olympic Failure

When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is considered a failure.
I just let that turd and it was an Olympic Failure!
by Jay & Ron December 9, 2008
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congestive butt failure

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.
by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011
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Failure?

Hi failure? Your definitions are dope af suck my willy
Niggertitscockandballtorture failure?
by The Big Ham March 5, 2020
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cead mile failte

Literally means a hundred thousand welcomes...

Used as... "Hello", but only tourists in ireland use it or people who are talking to Irish people... Irish people don't actually use it themselves...
by Cully April 1, 2003
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utter failure

An utter failure is a noun that describes a fail on massive proportions. This failure is a failure on all levels and dimensions. Utter failures can be people or things that have absolutely no good or winning quality
Justin Bieber is a utter failure.

Dug: Yo I heard you pulled an utter failure
Mike: I know I shouldn't have played Runescape...
by ballzindahood October 30, 2010
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Epic Failure

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do
"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."
by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008
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failure

some one who is from the state of Ohio
you lived in cincinnati? FAILURE!
by Katie Mac November 7, 2007
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