Fagfest

A gathering of faggots with which cool kids would not like to affiliate with.

1. wajeeh, ben, nithin, mohamed, tom, rajat going to mandarin is a huge fagfest

by Johnny Knox July 27, 2007

Faffa

Faffa describes a scene where two or more people get involved in sexual actions. But those actions last longer than usual. Usually it is because they are either horny, or want to try out new positions to spice up their sexy time with people.

I wanna faffa with someone all day *sob*

by why do u wanna know bro December 9, 2012

faffief

Faffief!! Just faffief it.

Pheer teh faffief!

by YanaMan January 11, 2004

faffoon

(n), dumbass
used as you would use the word nigga

whats up my faffoon
yo faffoon, what it do

by beatthembongos June 16, 2010

faffy

Australian slang for vagina.

We're going faffy hunting.

by dec0de June 7, 2004

FAFFH

An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.

Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)

Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!

by hgf921 January 2, 2009

faff

Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars

Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.

by GT4 February 19, 2005