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Escape From Tarkov

Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.

Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.

The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.

There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs

Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.

Daddy Prapor my love uwu
by tr1angles April 8, 2023
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midnight escape

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.
Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.
by courtneyr2054 December 19, 2009
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Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.
Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"
by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019
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Final Escape

Some Random Song from the Sonic. EXE FNF Mod of the cancelled Update 3.0.
guy who plays fnf 1: Yo bro have you heard the song Final Escape from the Sonic.EXE Mod? guy who plays fnf 2: Yeah bro its so good!
by fardface69420 September 19, 2022
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Escape Pods

Small, individual, escape ships. Often, found in a crate of Hamdingers.
"They're getting away in the.....escape pods."
by TexanMarine September 23, 2005
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Escape from tarkov

The official club name for people who like it in the ass
“Hey have you seen escape from tarkov? Looks cool right?”

“Yea I’ve seen it but Im really a fan of having it in the ass so..”
by Juiceboxer4 September 29, 2021
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escapegoat

Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.
I explained to Jenny that I couldn't make it to her jazz ensemble's rehearsal because Kevin was stranded at the airport and needed rescuing. He was the perfect escapegoat, since Jenny knows how broke he always is.
by Johnny Soporno February 6, 2006
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