Shit On Your Existance

To disrespect, ostracize, or otherwise make somebody feel shame for something they have said or done.

"Ricky, you made me look like a fool."
"Actually this happens on a daily basis, because I love to shit on your existance."

by ghostbustingnigga September 18, 2008

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non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

by xobiddiesxo June 25, 2010

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Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

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Co-existing Sisters

This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!

Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.

Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.

Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.

Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister

Lena: Goodnight asshole.

by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 29, 2019

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