Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019

Final Escape

Some Random Song from the Sonic. EXE FNF Mod of the cancelled Update 3.0.

guy who plays fnf 1: Yo bro have you heard the song Final Escape from the Sonic.EXE Mod? guy who plays fnf 2: Yeah bro its so good!

by fardface69420 September 19, 2022

Escape Pods

Small, individual, escape ships. Often, found in a crate of Hamdingers.

"They're getting away in the.....escape pods."

by TexanMarine September 23, 2005

Escape from tarkov

The official club name for people who like it in the ass

“Hey have you seen escape from tarkov? Looks cool right?”

“Yea I’ve seen it but Im really a fan of having it in the ass so..”

by Juiceboxer4 September 29, 2021

escapegoat

Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.

I explained to Jenny that I couldn't make it to her jazz ensemble's rehearsal because Kevin was stranded at the airport and needed rescuing. He was the perfect escapegoat, since Jenny knows how broke he always is.

by Johnny Soporno February 6, 2006

Escape Sub

A particularly necessary and well-vented turd, evacuated after a night spent heavily refreshed. Provides intense relief and may actually contain the hangover.

Fucking hell, you should have gotten a look at the escape sub I just launched. Torpedo from that job would have sunk the Lusitania.

by cormos August 5, 2008

Escape the night

The best show there is. It’s a reality murder mystery show where youtubers solve different puzzles and escape death on YouTube premium. It’ll make you laugh and cry. It’s just a whirlwind of emotions.

Escape the Night is one of the best shows out there. I recommend it 10/10. Five stars.

by Big time oof August 22, 2019