Elon Musk

The scent of meat sweats and fecal matter that inhabits a room for five minutes after Donald Trump runs through

Was that Trump? Only... I thought I smelled lingering Elon Musk.

by dangerferret February 24, 2025

Elon Musking

To gain a significant following by putting on a character only to be revealed as a fraud later on, usually by painting yourself as a smart inventor, or by calling your company tesla and do exactly what Thomas Edison did to Nikola Tesla by stealing the inventions of your engineers

Dude, I was going to try Elon Musking that board room, but the head engineer is there, you think he'll call me out?
Nah man, He Elon Musked His way to his position too.

by TakingitDowntoBrownTown February 14, 2024

Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)

Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

Elon musk

A man who gets bullied through path of exile 2 private messages.

'Dude, I'm getting so much hate mail it's like when Elon musk livestreamed path of exile 2'

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.

A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."

by 7568ino April 27, 2025

Elon Musk

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.

John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.

by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025

Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".

"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"

by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021