Elijahs are commonly known to be the single biggest clowns in human history but they don't belong in a circus, yet instead a prison due to their constant thirst for child sexual abuse (preferably male). Elijahs are generally around or below 5ft and are often mistaken to be a gnome or small leprechaun, their vocabulary's are often considered "extended" as there is no limit to the slurs they will use. They have a pure desire and craving to deepthroat every singular long object in the entire galaxy. They are considered to be the most racist and sexist living beings that have ever existed. They generally have a major sexual attraction towards feet which may be a result of being born with irregular gigantic sized feet which is the singular only large part about their body apart from their forehead which makes up over one third of his body (Ratio 1/3Forehead). An Elijah often spends their free time looking at horrific dog doujins which the tags alone would make someone want to die. Elijahs also most of the time have consumed litres of Aioli and have a garlic breath that will kill anyone with a nose within a 50Mile Radius. Even giving a child the name Elijah should be punishable by death.
Person 1: "An Elijah has moved in next door, make sure the kids don't wander."
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*
Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*
Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)
by huge cock 42069 May 04, 2022
elijah is an effortlessly handsome person who is even more so attractive because he doesn't realize it. he watches sunsets, plays the guitar, and enjoys old movies. he is kind to not only his family but to his friends down to the smallest stranger. he is a light to all who see him and very hard to miss. he is beautifully intelligent and a huge nerd every single second of his existence. he thinks outside the box and is constantly ready for adventure. he is caring and kind while witty and clever. he always knows what to say and when it would be better for him to listen. he gives the best hugs and is very VERY tall. elijah is a pretty dynamite guy
"who is that tall, handsome boi with the guitar?"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"
by nerdygiraffe October 02, 2019
Hes a roblox player and he gets girls on minecraft and his girlfriend broke up with him but he still gets girls and hes only 7 and he already lost his virginity to his roblox girlfriend
Elijah is a player
by Marcus anal July 22, 2019
by Your namezz August 17, 2017
tall. 6’5? maybe not the straightest. they’re instagram handle might be something related to a slur mm idk. #taurusenergy #highking
by val <3 :) December 13, 2021
Elijah is the most loving, caring and amazing person to exist. His smile is literally the cutest thing on the planet and it's a treasure to get to see it. His eyes are the most beautiful in the world and his laugh makes it impossible to love him. He's a talented man capable of doing amazing things. He stands up for what he believes in and will don anything to protect those he loves most. If you have an Elijah in your life, consider yourself lucky. Elijah's are the most amazing people to exist <33
Person 1: BRU did you hear Elijah's new song??
Ace: YEAH I did bro, he's so talented WTF, I love him so much, he's the best boyfriend ever!
Person 1: Wow, you must really be in love :0
Ace: I am, he feels like home :3
Ace: YEAH I did bro, he's so talented WTF, I love him so much, he's the best boyfriend ever!
Person 1: Wow, you must really be in love :0
Ace: I am, he feels like home :3
by Egirl212121 January 06, 2022
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