Elijah

Elijahs are commonly known to be the single biggest clowns in human history but they don't belong in a circus, yet instead a prison due to their constant thirst for child sexual abuse (preferably male). Elijahs are generally around or below 5ft and are often mistaken to be a gnome or small leprechaun, their vocabulary's are often considered "extended" as there is no limit to the slurs they will use. They have a pure desire and craving to deepthroat every singular long object in the entire galaxy. They are considered to be the most racist and sexist living beings that have ever existed. They generally have a major sexual attraction towards feet which may be a result of being born with irregular gigantic sized feet which is the singular only large part about their body apart from their forehead which makes up over one third of his body (Ratio 1/3Forehead). An Elijah often spends their free time looking at horrific dog doujins which the tags alone would make someone want to die. Elijahs also most of the time have consumed litres of Aioli and have a garlic breath that will kill anyone with a nose within a 50Mile Radius. Even giving a child the name Elijah should be punishable by death.

Person 1: "An Elijah has moved in next door, make sure the kids don't wander."
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*

Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)

by huge cock 42069 May 4, 2022

Elijah

Hes a roblox player and he gets girls on minecraft and his girlfriend broke up with him but he still gets girls and hes only 7 and he already lost his virginity to his roblox girlfriend

Elijah is a player

by Marcus anal July 22, 2019

Elijah

elijah is an effortlessly handsome person who is even more so attractive because he doesn't realize it. he watches sunsets, plays the guitar, and enjoys old movies. he is kind to not only his family but to his friends down to the smallest stranger. he is a light to all who see him and very hard to miss. he is beautifully intelligent and a huge nerd every single second of his existence. he thinks outside the box and is constantly ready for adventure. he is caring and kind while witty and clever. he always knows what to say and when it would be better for him to listen. he gives the best hugs and is very VERY tall. elijah is a pretty dynamite guy

"who is that tall, handsome boi with the guitar?"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"

by nerdygiraffe October 1, 2019

Elijah

Elijah has a the biggest dick you will ever see, he is also the sexy boy too

Dang Elijah your sexy

by Your namezz April 18, 2018

Elijah

Elijah is a hot mf and you should dead leave your man for him cuz he prolly likes you

Elijah is hot.

by Ftctfjbjb December 5, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is an Australian youtuber from Australia. He makes Geomatry Dash videos and Clash of Clans videos. He is a fucking boss and also quite a good typist. He is caring and sweet. He never gives up and likes thick people, just like him.
He dominates his opponnent and is a proud member of Huddy Gang. He does not take many drugs.

Tahi says:"Damn, I am sure he supports Palestine"
Jerich says:"I have been watching Elijahs videos since I was a child, I hope he makes an only fans account"
Mukta says:"Fuckkkkk*whilst making an eboy face and rolling his eyes*"
Shakyra and Charlie say:"I wish he was my boyfriend"

by Elijah Fan66 June 25, 2020

ELIJAH

tall. 6’5? maybe not the straightest. they’re instagram handle might be something related to a slur mm idk. #taurusenergy #highking

“Elijah is ‘not’ gay”
“Elijah is the tallest person in the building”
“Elijah is on Grindr”

by val <3 :) December 12, 2021