Elijahs are commonly known to be the single biggest clowns in human history but they don't belong in a circus, yet instead a prison due to their constant thirst for child sexual abuse (preferably male). Elijahs are generally around or below 5ft and are often mistaken to be a gnome or small leprechaun, their vocabulary's are often considered "extended" as there is no limit to the slurs they will use. They have a pure desire and craving to deepthroat every singular long object in the entire galaxy. They are considered to be the most racist and sexist living beings that have ever existed. They generally have a major sexual attraction towards feet which may be a result of being born with irregular gigantic sized feet which is the singular only large part about their body apart from their forehead which makes up over one third of his body (Ratio 1/3Forehead). An Elijah often spends their free time looking at horrific dog doujins which the tags alone would make someone want to die. Elijahs also most of the time have consumed litres of Aioli and have a garlic breath that will kill anyone with a nose within a 50Mile Radius. Even giving a child the name Elijah should be punishable by death.
Person 1: "An Elijah has moved in next door, make sure the kids don't wander."
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*
Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*
Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)
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"who is that tall, handsome boi with the guitar?"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"
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