ejuiceulate

When a juice box decides to squirt its contents all over your face/chest while trying to insert a straw

I have to change my shirt, because my juice box ejuiceulated all over me

by AngryPOPTART12 June 5, 2013

ejog

"Ejog" is usually used when talking about a group chat. In these "ejog gc's" you basically aren't allowed to get off/touch yourself but everyone is teasing each other as much as possible to try and make the other's lose/touch themselves. It's like a game and the last person standing is the winner.

Someone add me to an ejog gc, I wanna be teased and tease people :(

by uhhphonebox July 24, 2018

ejacubaking

The act of dumping a load of semen into the oven. often with sweet treats such as pies, cakes, cookies and scones

"Sam, this cake is great...what's your secret?"
"A strenuous amount of ejacubaking will take any treat a long way"

by Pattiebilbs2186 April 16, 2014

Ejacufaint

When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.

The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.

Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!

by YGproductions July 10, 2016

Mental Ejaculation of Joy

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

by S.Poe April 24, 2017

Ejoyculate

Verb:
(of a person or animal) to eject joy from the body at the moment of climax of happiness.

Noun:
happiness that has been displayed on the body, e.g. ejoyculate on one's face (a smile)

When John saw his long-lost dog after a year of separation, his face was covered in ejoyculate.

Phillip celebrated when he got an 85 on the class but when he learned the class average was a 90, he realized he prematurely ejoyculated.

by wholesomewords May 20, 2017

Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

by MightierToaster August 22, 2010