eggplant

An African-American lawyer or attorney.

That eggplant lawyer sent my brother to jail for 5 years.

by BlazerSax April 13, 2004

Romanian Eggplant

Noun - Organic Improvised Explosive Device. Usually small and dark purple, these items can cause great harm in the wrong hands.

What happened to Owen?
Romanian Eggplant.

by LRW Digital September 30, 2005

Peach and Eggplant salad

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.

Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.

by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017

eggplant dick

Eggplant dick, commonly used by doctors refers to the look of a fractured penis shaft that resembles the look of an eggplant due to bruising and severe swelling. the scientific term is a penile fracture.

Doctor: 'yeah he has given himself an eggplant dick, he should not have done doggy style'.

by ELCarey October 16, 2017

Eggplant titties

A ugly girl's boobs whose nipples point east and west. Usually brown nipples.

Him: Man she has them Eggplant titties
Him2: What's that man?
Him: Picture a broken dresser and the drawers are pointing different directions.
Him2: Damn.. That's nasty.

by Y So Serious March 22, 2012

Eggplant

A woman's reproductive organs, specifically the ones that contain/produce the eggs.

My eggplant is fertile, and i am ready to start a family.

by mbtfcp July 30, 2009

eggpants

Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...

Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.

by KMA December 10, 2004