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When your dusting off your keyboard while the computer is on.
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2 : Cleaning my keyboard
Person 1: Why'd you type efng,hjk.ijlu,ymtrensdxcvb
Person2: Cause my computers on while I'm cleaning my keyboard!
by 69ITSYOURBOYSKINNYPENIS69 April 23, 2019
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Elfing

When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you
"How was your weekend?"
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
by Bantadant January 19, 2020
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efiniwa

EFINIWA a Yoruba language,...

Character is like a smoke it doesn't hide, no matter how long you pretend it must reveal out....
You ought not to be surprised because Efiniwa
by OmoYorubaNi ClothingLine November 2, 2021
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efong

someone who was a weird laugh and is really fun to hang out with. Is more likely to become rich and has demons.
Efong your funny
by Anakin Skywalker god mode November 24, 2022
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Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.
As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.
by DaneGilly November 2, 2010
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Sydni Ewing

The sweetest girl you'll meet. Funny and smart as hell. A ball of sunshine. Sees the good in everyone. Is a bad bitch.
Girl 1: Ever heard of Sydni Ewing

Girl 2: Oh yeah, she's such a sweetheart
by 123 Anonymous 456 March 6, 2022
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Ewing

The act of having a Female or male lubricating (generally using spit and saliva from the mouth) the palm of there hand and then jerking there partner or ones self off, the effect of this is to simulate the wetness of being up inside a vagina. Named after Patrick Ewing (N.Y. Knicks legendary center) who would be drenched like a slip n slide after a game.
A.K.A Wet palm sex.
Hey baby, if we cant have sex tonight why don't you give me a Ewing??

Wow i just tried giving myself a Ewing and it feels better then the way i usually masturbate!!

Brenda really lubed up her hand with spit and jerked me off last night it felt like i was inside her pussy..... she told me it's called a Ewing!?!?!
by edub923 September 14, 2010
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