one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.

Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014

dominic the small dwarf

a dwarf thats cries randomly and gets someone to eat him at night to cry randomly.

dominic the small dwarf is so small he cries randomly.

by Better Player March 26, 2019

Dwarf Toss

A short distance.

Similar to "A Stones throw"

She lives a Dwarf Toss away.

OR

"I gave her the beef slider and went to the pub which was a dwaf toss from her place"

inspiration
"I do the dirty with her and just toss her back"
- DBS

by Remote44 June 20, 2011

Dwarfy

a word describing someone of less than average height.

Nic: Hey, do you think Lauren is dwarfy?

Chris: Nah, she's not short enough.

by CReeves July 8, 2012

Battle Dwarf

I short fat ugly girl

OMG Bruce that battle dwarf is checking you out!

by Mysteriis January 10, 2010

dwarfskin rumpler

a frightening new swear word used in pleasanton CA that will scare children and sometimes make people named paul curl in the fetal position, hide in the nearest closet, and wet themselves

Brenden: DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!

Paul: stop or ill tell your dad you smoke brendalfly

by Sheldon Molesk August 23, 2007

dwarf paladin

terribad class and race combination
the bane of all life's existence

"I am a dwarf paladin...
short and stout....
here is my hammer and here is my mount...
when I get attacked I scream and shout...
up pops my bubble and I hearthstone out."

by John Lockingsst August 3, 2009