stomp-a-dwarf

to ritualistically imbibe a shot of alcohol in cause of celebration of event or feat.

me and Shaniqwa are going to stomp-a-dwarf of the goose for LaShawnada's birfday

by dwarfstomper March 07, 2011

Dwarf Tiger

Feral or housecat meat passed off as an exotic dish in restaurants.

Special today "dwarf tiger", deliver 10 minutes.

by Webslinger60 December 31, 2011

shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.

"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."

by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013

Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art

I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini

by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019

Dwarf football

The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs

Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game

by Doge2324 January 28, 2014

Ginger Dwarf

Daft clumsy oaf of the strawberry blond, barley beige or carrot top hair colouring. The kind of person that had a lot of stones thrown at them when they were a kid.

Chris Evans, Paul Scholes, Geri Haliwell, Darren Brookes, Mick Hucknall, Anne Robinson these are all Ginger Dwarf types

by Big Mr B October 25, 2009

White Dwarf

Noun: A person who is hot but not very bright (much like the remnant of a star known as a white dwarf).

I think I'm going to break up with Dan. He's a white dwarf and I'm bored with him.

That girl at the take-away was sexy as hell, but as soon as she started talking I knew she was a white dwarf.

by Bean_Bag September 17, 2014