A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.
Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.
by TheElderOne October 17, 2011
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The verb to dumble describes the action where some lanky chinese motherfucker peer pressures his friend to hold his birthday at his residence. The party goers then proceed to wreak absolute havoc in the poor lads house.
Drugs are often shared round, with marijuana often being supplied and Ritalin doing its rounds.
At the conclusion of the party, a shit is often found in the neighbours letterbox and many crate bottles are situated at the bottom of the pool.
At least one item of expence must be stolen, usually a laptop. Should this not suffice, holes are kicked in walls to make sure he who is being "dumbled" knows this is the case.
This action is the repeated a week later when the 15 Ritalin wears off each person.
The verb to dumble describes the action where some lanky chinese motherfucker peer pressures his friend to hold his birthday at his residence. The party goers then proceed to wreak absolute havoc in the poor lads house.
Drugs are often shared round, with marijuana often being supplied and Ritalin doing its rounds.
At the conclusion of the party, a shit is often found in the neighbours letterbox and many crate bottles are situated at the bottom of the pool.
At least one item of expence must be stolen, usually a laptop. Should this not suffice, holes are kicked in walls to make sure he who is being "dumbled" knows this is the case.
This action is the repeated a week later when the 15 Ritalin wears off each person.
"Oi Ashley, did you go to that party on the weekend?", "Yeah bro, that house got fully dumbled. I think I saw a chair in the pool at one stage".
"I got given so many ritalin that night, the house must have been dumbled".
"wheres a good party to go to bro?", "I heard there is a house getting dumbled down the mount tonight, lets go steal his laptop".
"I got given so many ritalin that night, the house must have been dumbled".
"wheres a good party to go to bro?", "I heard there is a house getting dumbled down the mount tonight, lets go steal his laptop".
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Harry ' How do you know?'
Ron ' I'm in it now!'
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Harry ' How do you know?'
Ron ' I'm in it now!'
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Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys
Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)
AKA Dumbledoofus.
Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys
Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)
AKA Dumbledoofus.
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