Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

ducking wreck

Not backing down from anyone or anything intimidating

That foo big but I ain't ducking wreck

by LilO974 July 24, 2017

ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

ducking fick head

call someone a ducking fick head non aggresive form of fucking dick head

pikeys are ducking fick heads

by Bullet March 22, 2004

Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014

ducking fumb

The elementary term for fucking dumb.

Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.

by TOXICM8 June 7, 2016