The art of watching TV whilst simultaneously surfing on a laptop.
Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.
Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.
When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.
Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.
Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.
When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.
Guy 1: Hey bro! Wanna hang tonight?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.
Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.
Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.
by Jazzalenko September 4, 2011
Get the Dual screening mug.He's the type of guy that he would do anything for you. If your hurt he's there. If he hurts you he regrets it deeply that he would do anything to make you smile.
He would fight someone who think they can just take there girl and break up there relationship. If you have a Duane you got to be happy if not someone else will take him and cherish him more than you did. He love his family so much and he gonna give the same love towards you
Duane don't care if he have to beg on his knees to earn your trust. He will listen to what you got to say all he cares is for your relationship and love that you share.
Me: *sigh* I can't do it
Duane:*sits* hey you can do anything just keep trying I'm gonna be here the whole time*hold hands*
Group of girl:she so lucky she got Duane in her life.
He would fight someone who think they can just take there girl and break up there relationship. If you have a Duane you got to be happy if not someone else will take him and cherish him more than you did. He love his family so much and he gonna give the same love towards you
Duane don't care if he have to beg on his knees to earn your trust. He will listen to what you got to say all he cares is for your relationship and love that you share.
Me: *sigh* I can't do it
Duane:*sits* hey you can do anything just keep trying I'm gonna be here the whole time*hold hands*
Group of girl:she so lucky she got Duane in her life.
Duane your the only guy for me even if I'm mad at you your still there no matter how bad our argument gets.
by Zodiaclove October 8, 2017
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by Back Porch Boys April 1, 2008
Get the dualing centurion mug.the act of pinching off a dookie which in turn requires a flush prior to the initial flush in order to prevent clogging due to an overload of toilet paper
man #1- Dude! My dookie was so big i couldnt help but pinch it off...but then i had to dual flush.
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!
by HoneyMustard January 18, 2009
Get the dual flush mug.Coined by the P-Zig Corporation, "Dual Screenin" is a term used for pretending you are working in the office when you are actually doing something COMPLETELY off task, such as porn, Facebook, or YouTube. Phrase was coined by taking the punchline from a semi-popular online comic where an office employee has a second monitor installed for "fooling around" -- thus, "Dual Screenin" was born as a work safe code word.
Kevin: Hey man, what are you doing?
Will: I'm at work Dual Screenin'.
Kevin: With what?
Will: Facebook.
Will: I'm at work Dual Screenin'.
Kevin: With what?
Will: Facebook.
by r1kon_2 July 31, 2009
Get the Dual Screenin' mug.An amazing game made by Nintendo. Many companies critiqued it as a terrible game since they were to lazy to find combos. Once learned all the moves, it is a really fun game.
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