Drummerfy

Someone who is into handicap woman. Also a person that chooses Call of Duty over sexual relationships.

That guy is about to drummerfy that lady in the wheelchair.

by FloppingMyPenguin September 2, 2017

Bucket Drummer

A musician that can't play anything else. Usually lacking in rhythm and they want you to hear it for miles. Known to drive out residents of entire city blocks and make street life stressful for pedestrians.

I failed at guitar, violin and real drums so I became a bucket drummer. Also, I kill street life with my percussive vulgarity. But someday people will notice me like daddy never did.

by JesseJB February 14, 2010

Drummer

The first person to die in a band. Examples include Keith Moon and John Bonham. This fact is demonstrated in the film Spinal Tap.

Marty DiBergi: Now, during the Flower People period, who was your drummer?

David St. Hubbins: Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh...

Nigel Tufnel: ...Festival.

David St. Hubbins: Jazz blues festival. Where was that?

Nigel Tufnel: Blues jazz, really.

Derek Smalls: Blues jazz festival. Misnamed.

Nigel Tufnel: It was in the Isle of, uh...

David St. Hubbins: Isle of Lucy. The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival.

Nigel Tufnel: And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage.

Derek Smalls: Just like that.

David St. Hubbins: He just went up.

Nigel Tufnel: He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.

David St. Hubbins: Look at his face.

Nigel Tufnel: Well, there was...

David St. Hubbins: It's true, this really did happen.

Nigel Tufnel: It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.

David St. Hubbins: Like a stain, really.

Nigel Tufnel: It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.

David St. Hubbins: You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

by Abdax September 16, 2009

drummer

Drummer's are the most important people in any kind of musical ensemble- they keep the beat and usually sport amazingly sexy hair. However, even though this concept hasn't been documented yet in urban dictionary, drummers are, unfortunately (or fortunately; whatever) the band members who usually agree to give head. So they are, in effect, the knob-jobs of the musical world- hence why so many women fans are crazy about drummers. Drummers are usually male, but female variation do occur.

person A- "check out that fit drummer and his sexy hair"
person B- "huh? AH yes, i see him now. What a stud! He keeps the beat very well."
person A- "yes, you're right. I reckon he'd give me head"
person B- "why yes! I completely agree with you. I feel like some knob job too. WOW- i didnt realize i was gay: i just suggested a man give me head"

by mighty1 April 17, 2006

80's metal drummer

as you slamming a girl in the vagina, poke your tongue, do the devil's horns and with your free hand, beat the shit out of her with a drumstick.

guy 1: i was doing this girl in da pussy, then i totally 80's metal drummered her.

guy 2: dude, thats sweet, did you KO her with the drumstick?

by dickentot April 20, 2010

girl drummers

Girl drummers are the best and they are funny and dead sexy!. Should be called sarah that way they are a good shag and and excellent with the sticks

We should look for a female drummer!

by thats a secret June 18, 2003

drummer's ear

Rae Sremmurd backwards. The ear of a drummer, a sign you're living the Sremm Life.

Just got out of the concert, got that drummer's ear from being too close to the speaker.

by Master of Blumpkins January 21, 2015