Debbie Downer

A person who constantly makes negative comments or has negative thoughts named “Debbie,” “Deb,” or “Deborah,” with physical features resembling those of one with Down syndrome (such as shortened posture, wide set eyes, enlarged tongue, short hair cut) hence the word “downer.”

The students were so excited to throw their teacher a baby shower until Debbie Downer arrived and rolled her eyes.

by Debbiedowner176 March 28, 2022

dippy downer

adj; a person who brings the mood down, and makes people feel sad

Caroline why are you being such a dippy downer!

by Rachbobach June 26, 2009

captain downer

The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.

Sierra Cardwell

by Monet Lance May 13, 2003

one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)

Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.

by Beatreese October 11, 2009

Debbie Downer

A stun gun or a taser capable of dropping one to the ground instantly.

She pulled out her Debbie Downer and dropped his ass with 12000 volts of electric current.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

David Downer

A man who is a downer, depressed, glass half-full, woe-is-me.

George is a real David Downer.

by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010

Urban Dictionary Downer

A retard who's born with a few extra chromosomes and, as a result of this, feels obligated to vote down on every UD definition he comes across just because he feels like it.

Person A - Hey, why's that spaz voting down on that UD definition for crack? It's a perfect definition man!

Person B - Oh him? Yeah, he's just an Urban Dictionary Downer.

by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010