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douching

1.To clear out the rectom from a high position.
2.The act of having anal sex with a girl after someone else has done her in the same place.
3.Verb; acting douchtacular.
3. Chrissy is douching on everyone or Chrissy is so douching herself.
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douching it up

To become excessively annoying, boistrous, or unbecoming of a normal human being, esp. in the presence of a peer group.
Bob: Man, look at Jim over there!
Mark: I know, he's totally douching it up!
Bob: Let us proceed to beat him an inch from life for such unacceptable behavior.
Mark: Indeed.
by Chenzo23 September 13, 2006
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Douchie Danny

A derogatory term inspired by failed American Idol contestant and known homophobe, Danny Gokey. It is used to identify either:

1. Someone who is homophobic
2. Someone who uses personal tragedies to capitalize on fame
3. Someone who wears seriously obnoxious glasses and has the hilarious misconception of appearing attractive
4. Someone with no musical talent.
Danny Gokey is the biggest Douchie Danny to ever sing on American Idol.
by melenagold June 18, 2009
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Str8 Douchin'

Seizing the moment to be an asshole. Seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a fuck. It is the power of Douche to the 2nd power. Unlike Douche, this is done intentionally.
Ex.1
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!

Ex.2
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit!!

Ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!

Str8 Douchin' Quotes:

1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..

2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!

3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?
by LunaticGuy October 11, 2011
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douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.
John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.
by Jamaica G September 28, 2006
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douchetown

A town where many douches reside..
He is such a douchenugget, he should be the mayor of douchetown
by Brooktin June 23, 2008
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douchiary

"going to the post office is a douchiary"
by ian Templar February 19, 2009
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