Douchecake

A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.

Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.

by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016

douchekathot

a douchekathot is a person who exceeds the limits of a douche and a thot combined into one. therefore creating a DOUCHEKATHOT. they're stingy little buttholes who like to call you short stack and think they're the shit on the bricks. alrighty bye.

penis and vagina salad for the douchekathots.

by penis and vagina salad. March 6, 2019

douchelabé

To be the most extremest douche bag of douche baggery.

Frank, your such a douchelabé. I fucking hate your pillow cases.

by Carl the unicorn April 3, 2022

douchebagel

Eurotrash.

See that dude, he's just a fuckin douchebagel.

by Spooky dork girl October 15, 2022

Douchehatting

Yeah

Trey was douchehatting like crazy

by Marc1245 December 10, 2022

Douchebagetry

The study of how douchebags operate.

He does not have to study douchebagetry. He already practices it daily.

by Alabamahomie March 6, 2025