Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.

Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

by Mustafa Meelickentwat November 11, 2007

douchebaggery

The state of being a douchebag - committing acts that define an individual as being a douchebag, such as ripping off friends, screwing your friends over or generally just being a giant douche.

That fucker used to be my bro until he stinkfingered my girlfriend while she was passed out. That's some seriously fucked up repugnant douchebaggery right there.

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Douchebaggery

Presenting one's self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death and/or serious injury upon you.

Those four guys should be shot for committing such unrelenting douchebaggery.

by Kiva April 27, 2006

stuck up douchebags

May refer to editors of Urban Dictionary that rejects very good definitions for no apparent reason other than being stuck up and douchebags.

"I just received an email from UD. They rejected my definition which was innovative, funny, and way better than most of the junk found on this site!"

"Really ? What a bunch of stuck up douchebags!"

by rallysport December 28, 2011

douchbagerie

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

by cpn January 13, 2008

Hardy of Douchebags

A collective term for 2 or more people sporting Ed Hardy clothing, which automatically classifies them as douchebags, hanging out together.

Made popular by "Five Hundy By Midnight", the Original Las Vegas Podcast.

That obnoxious drunken hollering is coming from that Hardy of Douchebags.

by Tom in SoCal July 14, 2011

Von Douchebag

a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter

Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!

by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005