Skip to main content

douchebaggery

ALL SHIRTLESS WONDERS SUFFER FROM DOUCHBAGGERY. Ironically, these shirtless wonders are the same guys ("Brah's", in their native tongue) who spend an absurd amount of $$$ on t-shirts - the term for mass possession of these sparkly, tattoo, and tribal print shirts is known as "DOUCHE-SWAGGERY".

An accurate way of identifying these Brahs is to know that they abide by the exact opposite set of laws that traditional vampires do:

As opposed to being unable to be exposed to sunlight, they actively seek out said sunlit environments. Because of this, you will not see a pale-skinned DB, but rather notice an brown-orange (termed "Bro-orange" by Crayola).

Also contradictory to vampire dogma, silver or a crucifix does not repel the DB's, as they do vampires. DB's will most often own and wear a silver crucifix, and in extreme cases will wear a silver crucifix overlapping a tattoo of a crucifix, whilst their arm is slung over their main bitch, stage name "Silver".

Also, churches, which provide a place of protection from vampires, hasn't been proven to repel DB's yet; although a DB has never been spotted in a house of God, to date. The best safe haven to run to for protection against DB's is the lower body/legs section of your local gym - DB's are known to avoid this area AT ALL COSTS.
The level of douchebaggery witnessed here tonight by all of the meat heads at the bar caused me to coin a new term; "Juice-bag".
by Brewlhp2 July 13, 2012
mugGet the douchebaggery mug.

Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran June 10, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Douchebaggery mug.

douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag
"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."
by kimmorris January 4, 2009
mugGet the douchebagery mug.

Douchebaggery

Only Kanye can produce that much Douchebaggery
by oxymorontoday March 3, 2010
mugGet the Douchebaggery mug.

Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads
New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.
by Matty_O February 4, 2010
mugGet the Douchebagery mug.

Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.
Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008
mugGet the Parade Of Douchebaggery mug.

Douchebaguette

The girl running the register was incredibly rude. What a douchebaguette.
by Susan of English October 25, 2010
mugGet the Douchebaguette mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email